Emotional first aid, delivered
Funny, giftable care packages for bad days, breakups, Sunday scaries, and every extremely specific emotional emergency in between.
Warning: may contain chocolate, cozy socks, and excellent advice.
Emergency use only
Administer chocolate immediately. Avoid texting your ex for 24 hours.
6–10
theme-matched treats and comforts
100%
specific, funny, and gift-ready
Zero
fake testimonials or empty promises
Our founder promise
Every kit starts with one painfully relatable situation—not a generic assortment with a new label.
Cute presentation, humorous instructions, and a satisfying unboxing are part of every order.
We focus on accessible comforts and thoughtful details, because the presentation and message make the gift.
Choose the crisis
A soft landing in a box: mini chocolate, cozy socks, tea, a face mask, tiny journal, encouraging card, sticker, and other morale-restoring supplies.
Protocol
Open immediately. Cancel unnecessary plans. Repeat tea as required.
Do not contact the ex
Comfort, distraction, and instructions written for the precise moment common sense leaves the group chat.
Proceed with snacks
A temporary isolation plan featuring small comforts and absolutely no forced positivity.
Pick your level of intervention
Start small, go deluxe, or personalize the rescue plan. Exact contents vary by theme and availability.
Mini kit
A quick morale boost
$15–18
Standard kit
The full themed intervention
$25–35
Deluxe kit
More comforts, bigger impact
$45–60
Personalized kit
Tailored to their exact emergency
$50–75
Diagnosis: they need this
Choose the emergency. We’ll handle the comfort, comedy, and gift-ready presentation.